21 November 2016

Olympic Gold Medal: Nigeria Needs My Solution - Andrew Efemini






I am afraid Nigeria needs my solution to become a world force in sports. How can we be escorting others to OLYMPICS. If we win a medal we thank God and next four years the same over and over!

Now here is my solution:


1. Carrot and stick philosophy!
2. Only Oyibo food from childhood till after sports. No ebe at all. Banana and juice only. Watch tennis players.
3. All our kids will be given to China to prepare them for gymnastics!
4. We pick long distance runners from the north. We use horse and whip to get them to improve on the time of Kenyans. 
5. Pick swimmers from the Niger Delta and use tugboats to force them to match the Olympic record.
6. Pick sprinters from anywhere and use power bikes to force them to run below 9.78secs for 100meters.

I am talking about machine training!! After that we talk about  paying them legislators salaries and wages.

Think about my strategies!!!





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